We’re not feeling very witty today, having had at least two days’ supply of moxie used at last night’s Chaos Thaoghaire, but we do have some highlights to share with you. First we’d like to congratulate Team Quizeadoireacht on their impressive victory. This is a team who came on the first night, swore revenge, and then came and got it. And how! It is also useful to note that Bleedin’ Scarleh, last month’s winners, also swore revenge on launch night, and themselves came and ‘got it’, last month. The results are in: swearing revenge through gritted, spitty teeth is a key to Chaos Victory.

They’re still winners in our eyes. Wanna know why? Just look at this drawing, the result of teamwork, and a combined hallucinatory vision, which they put on their team registration form. We invite any armchair psychologists (no pros, please) to analyse it. And we invite the rest of you to gaze in awe at just how it’s done.

Bleedin’ Scarleh Wants YOU

But, as with all things that are not the just and beautiful reign of our President for Life, possession of the belt is only temporary.

While we don’t normally approve of this sort of good sportspersonship, we do think this looks like a Club 18–30 brochure pic, so we’ll let it away.

Champions Shake Hands Like Gentlepeople

Special mention also goes to those teams who used their Chaos Dough to create. We’ll put them all up once we’ve had enough coffee to string a sentence together that doesn’t just drift off into

Until then, it would be remiss of us not to show you the fabulous homunculus made by the Dr Leonard Sussman Project.

Dr Leonard Sussman Project’s Area Homunculus

Once all the sculptures are up on the site, we’re going to allow you to vote on them. The team whose sculpture receives the greatest number of votes will start the next Chaos Thaoghaire with TEN POINTS. Yes, Citizens of Chaos, that’s enough to get you campaigning among your ‘friends’ and ‘loved ones’.

We also had our first Opposite Marriage, a form of penance in which one cheater is forced into an arranged marriage with another cheater. As you know, opposite marriage has an extremely high failure rate, and this union was no different. An unmitigated mess, which is just how we like it.

Thanks again to everyone who came, and an utterly massive, sloppy-kiss thank you to Ms Kim V Porcelli for curating, and to Clodagh, Kathleen, and Nick for their stories, on which more anon. Did I already use that phrase in this post? Christ, just punch me in the neck. Something’s gotta wake me up today. And to Colin, our Chaos Thaoghaire Composer Laureate, who also is going to get a second title as soon as we can think of something clever, which is not right now. He recorded many things, which will be cut and edited to make us all sound extremely clever.

Yours in Chaos, THE CHAOSETTES

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