Archimedes: Uh, no. No, I mean, you look amazing. I’m just saying that due to an overall reduction in volumetric mass*, it looks like you need less bathwater to cover your -
Us: Girth, just say it. You were gonna say girth.
Archimedes: No, ladies, total surface area.
Us: [embarrassed] Oops, sorry.
Archimedes: And you know, you won’t overflow the tub when you get into it anymore.
Us: HEY!
Archimedes: [running away] Gotta go!
[screeching sandal sound, but actually sounds like they’re screeching “Eureka!”]
Tonight! Tonight! Well, tomorrow, since we haven’t been to sleep yet, but Wednesday, we mean. Chaos!
We’ve received several emails from people looking to book, and while it breaks what remains of our tyrannical little hearts, we’re reminding people that our list is full. And we’re also keen to point out that it’s okay that the list is full because half the available spots will still be available on the door.
What that means for all of you — pre-booked and whim-following alike — is that your best bet is to turn up on time. If you’ve booked and we’re waiting ages and you haven’t turned up, we might have to give your table away unless there’s at least someone there from your team to hold the place. Y’know, like a restaurant booking (unless it’s one of those places that won’t seat anyone until everyone has arrived, which I’m sure makes sense on some level, but is actually a bit silly because it means punishing the punctual people by making them/us stand around blocking a foyer). As usual, you are not required to bring a whole team. If you come on your own, we’ll put you on one of the smaller teams.
So we’ll see you at 7:30. SHARP! For real. Sharp. Sharp, like the kinds of knives I’m not allowed to use because apparently I “drink too much coffee” or some shit. Whatever, some people pay good money for hands as shaky as mine.
(Image credit: http://twistedphysics.typepad.com)
* Some scientific licence may have been taken there
