This just in!
Due to all you sick preverts getting all excited about Sex Chaos, we have — wait for it — added — oh, not yet! Not yet! — a SECOND DATE for Sex Chaos. YES! OH YES! OH, OH, OH, OH, YES!
Yes, friends and friends-with-benefits, not only will SEX CHAOS: WOULD YOU? be taking place on Wednesday the 17th of February, it will be happening ALL OVER AGAIN on Tuesday the 23rd, in order to accommodate the impressive number of you who just can’t get enough chatter about vajayjays, winkies, naturally-conceived monkey reborns, and the perils of ‘doing a number three’.
It, too, will be curated by Thomas Dunning. That’s right. THAT is TWO SEX CHAOSES. That’s TWO TIMES. Doing it TWICE.
We’re going to start using some kind of form so that you can pre-register, just make sure that when you receive it, you’re clear about which Sex Chaos you want to attend. We’ll allow 36 pre-booked entries for each, which is up to (but not limited to) six teams of maximum size. And as always, if you don’t manage to pre-register, so long as you turn up on time on the night, it should be fine. Last week we had people sitting on the floor, and they didn’t seem to mind. As long as we have enough game packs, then if you want to come and sit on the floor or on each other’s laps, then that’s cool with us. We just cain’t say no.
Oh, and before you ask, yes, they will be different enough that you rabid Chaos fans can come twice.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh heh heh.
