By now, if you are on our mailing list, you will have received our monthly Chaos Maol, which, of course, we forgot to send last month, and in it you will have learned that due to the fact that if it’s possible for us to make less than no money off of Chaos Thaoghaire, that is how much we take in, we’re raising the door price to seven euro, starting with our April event. We’d say we feel bad about it, but the emptiness from the hunger down in the pits of our stomachs is eclipsing all feelings of guilt and remorse. We’re nearly out of the sort of thin gruel we’ve been living on, and neither of us has had any money for candy in many months. How can we make Chaos without the precious candy highs that help dement our minds?
If you’re not on our mailing list, why not? If you send an email to chaosdublin at gmail dot com, we can fix this. We promise we will never give out your email address to anyone, not even for candy. And that’s big — real big.
And so this morning, as I wander off in search of coffee and wish for candy, I leave you with this very important piece of advice.